I’m so excited to share this Halloween charcuterie board with you all, because really, is there anything better than a beautiful and hearty charcuterie board for a low-key night at home or a fun and festive party? Charcuterie boards are basically just adult snack food, but when done right, it can have all the key food groups so that you can eat cheese and crackers and salami, and not feel all that bad about it, because you’ve really just had a well-rounded meal 😉 Read on to learn how I threw together this spread.
What is charcuterie?
The actual definition of charcuterie is “cold cooked meats collectively.” So, just like you can’t call champagne champagne unless the grapes used are from the Champagne region, you can’t call a charcuterie plate that, unless it actually contains prepared meats like salami, prosciutto and/or pate.
A charcuterie plate/board typically has an assemblage of meats, cheeses, nuts and crackers, and more elaborate boards may also contain pickles, olives and sweets. I actually show you here how to make a perfect cheese charcuterie board, but this time I’m showing you with a fun Halloween twist.
It serves as a great appetizer if done in sparing measure, but when really loaded up, it can work as a whole meal. I love to make full boards like this for either parties where there’s going to be a crowd and you don’t plan to serve an entire meal, or for a casual and easy dinner at home.
With anything, you can of course go overboard and putting together a big board can be pricey, so you want to learn to stock up and store key ingredients when you come across them on sale or at discount stores (more on that later), so that all you really need to do when you want to throw one together, is buy a couple of meats and cheeses.
Step by Step Guide to Assembling This Halloween Charcuterie Board
I’ll walk you through this Halloween charcuterie board but here is the basic rundown I use to assemble my board in order:
- Choose Your Serving Platters And Utensils
- Assemble Your Cheeses
- Then Your Meats
- Fill In With Olives, Nuts, And Fruit
- Last The Crackers (To Keep Them Crisp!)
- Finishing Touches – A few veggies maybe? Or a little more meat in places
Choose Your Serving Platters And Utensils
Start by deciding on the serving platter you’re going to use, and gather a couple of cheese knives if you’ve them, and small serving utensils like spoons and forks to help guests gather meats, nuts and olives. Small plates and cocktail napkins are a good idea as well.
Choosing your cheeses
Starting with a decent size round or rectangle board, I like to first place my cheeses.
Pro Tip: When selecting cheese for a charcuterie board, I like to have a mix of hard, soft and maybe a crumbly cheese.
Below I have a merlot skin asiago which is a hard and nutty cheese that tastes great all on its own. I usually pick up a small piece of Humboldt fog (it can be pricey), which is a goat cheese with a characteristic pungent blue streak and a creamy but slightly bold flavor. It’s made in Cypress Grove, California, so I don’t know how readily available it is all over the country, but if you come across it I suggest you pick it up. Such a yummy cheese!
I feel like Brie is always a must just because it’s of course delicious, but it is also very familiar and safe for those who may be afraid to try more unusual cheeses, especially a stinky gorgonzola.
And then a nice Irish cheddar is always a great addition, but this time I went with the pungent gorgonzola just because I thought it’s black speckled appearance worked well with the spooky vibe.
Choosing your meats
Any type of salami is always a good idea, as is a thin sliced prosciutto, which can be pricey so to save a tiny bit, I usually buy it from the deli counter instead of pre-packaged. It’s a splurge item, so even for a big party board I typically won’t put more than ¼ lb of prosciutto out, and let the guests fight over the paper thin slivers like wolves. 😉 A peppery thick cut hard salami is also fun because it offers up a heartier texture than the other thin sliced meats.
When placing them on the board, I start by putting out several slices of each, but then add in more at the end to fill in holes, so make sure you only put out about ⅔ of each type of meat, and set aside the remaining pieces to fill in gaps as needed.
Fill in items – nuts, olives and fruit
Next, it’s time to put in some filler items like briny olives or cornichons to help offset the meats and cheeses, and mild fruits to help balance out all the saltiness.
Fiber filled fruits like berries, apples and figs will also serve to aid with digestion, as noshing on cured meats, cheeses and crackers all night will do a number on the tummy if you’ve got a sensitive stomach like me hehe 🙂
For a fun Halloween twist, choose purple and blue fruits (think blueberries and purple figs) and black olives for a dark spooky feel.
Last But Not Least – The Crackers
Placing the crackers is one of the last ingredients I place because I want them to stay as crisp and fresh as possible, and if your tray is really jam packed, chances are if put out too soon, they may get soggy from touching other ingredients for too long.
Adding the finishing touches
If you’ve got space, I definitely recommend adding in a veggie or two to offer your guests something to cleanse the palate every so often. Something simple like blanched haricot verts, asparagus or raw carrots are all nice options because of their clean and fresh flavor.
Once your ingredients are pretty well in place, see if you can fill in little holes with the rest of your meats. This is really only necessary if you want a really full looking board that looks like it’s exploding with food. Otherwise, leave it at that and start adding in some spooky garnishes.
How To Make This Charcuterie Board A Little Spooky!
Plastic spiders, skeleton hands to set on top of ingredients, muslin or other apropos Halloween-esque fabrics also work well to layer texture and add to the spooky vibe.
No need to go over the top, but definitely have fun with this Halloween charcuterie board.
Tips for assembling a charcuterie platter with ease and without spending a fortune
- A Well Stocked Pantry: Keep your pantry stocked with non-perishables that make for fun ingredients when you find them on sale. Fancy crackers, nuts, jarred olives and little sweet treats can be picked up and stored for your next occasion.
- Check Home Goods: Home Goods is a great place to stock up on unique snack items, especially jars of beautiful olives, chocolates and crackers, and are priced really well. Occasionally you may even find honeycomb!
- Check Trader Joes: Trader Joe’s has fantastic prices on cheese and seasonal non-perishable snack items.
- Get Your Meats From The Deli: Buy cured meats from the deli counter, as the prices are usually cheaper by the pound, and you can more easily stick to a specific budget by only buying what you need.
- Buy Seasonal: Buy seasonally appropriate fruits, as in-season fruit will usually be a lot cheaper.
- Quality Over Quantity: In my book, it’s quality over quantity when it comes to serving nuts. I stick with Marcona almonds and just serve those instead of trying to offer a few different varieties, as it cuts down on costs (nuts are expensive), and pretty much no one can resist them. IMHO, they are the greatest nut of all time so why mess with any others? 😉
Above All Else – Have Fun With This Halloween Charcuterie Board!
I hope you found some fun inspiration in this post, and will go out and assemble your next charcuterie board like a boss. Gathering ingredients is the fun part, so enjoy the process and don’t get stressed out trying to choose the perfect cheese or waste money buying the fanciest cured meats. Your guests will love and appreciate the effort no matter what the costs involved or how exotic the ingredients.
And to make a platter shine, let your creative spirit take over and go for a natural and organic “thrown together” look versus one that looks like everything was perfectly placed. Have fun with it and enjoy your guests!
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Happy Halloween!
Halloween Charcuterie Board
Ingredients
- Cured and Smoked Meats
- Assorted Cheeses
- Assorted Crackers
- Assorted Olives and Nuts
- Assorted fruits fresh and dried
- Assorted veggies optional
Instructions
- Choose Your Serving Platters And Utensils
- Assemble Your Cheeses
- Then Your Meats
- Fill In With Olives, Nuts, And Fruit
- Last The Crackers (To Keep Them Crisp!)
- Finishing Touches - A few veggies maybe? Or a little more meat in places.
Nicole Washington says
This looks great! I think your selection is pefect for Halloween
Tammy says
What a gorgeous snack board! Love the seasonal theme…perfect for upcoming holidays. I could make of meal of this with a glass of wine. Perfect!
Veronika says
Ha-ha! That’s a fun idea to make a spooky cheese board for Halloween! Definitely need to make it this year!
Marisa F. Stewart says
How Cute! And thank you for adding the true meaning of charcuterie – I’ve seen it as a dessert board and just about everything else. I love the meats and cheeses you use. Frankly I’d rather munch on all those goodies than eat a meal. It’s a nice inspiration.
Uma Srinivas says
Looks fun and creative halloween themed snack! I bet this will be huge hit at the Halloween themed parties.
Marta says
I need ZERO occasion to make a charcuterie board, but if I did, this would be my go-to. I love the added decor, too.
Eva says
This is beautifully put tgether and the skeleton hand and the little spiders are so cool! Perfectly themed for the occasion, indeed. I enjoyed reading about your selection of cheeses and you got me curious about the Humboldt fog! Not something I can ever get here in Sweden, I’m afraid, but definitely one I’d enjoy from your description. Who knows, maybe one day I’ll get to taste it.
Candice says
How fun! Exactly what I was looking for… this Halloween board is going to be the star of the show this year. Thanks for the great ideas!
Shelley says
This is such a super-fun idea for Halloween, and you’ve got so, so many helpful tips on putting together an absolutely perfect charcuterie board (that I can use, any time of year)! Charcuterie boards are so incredibly popular right now, but it actually takes some good planning to make it fantastic while looking carefree and easy-peasy. This post was so helpful and informative for that – thank you!
Alyssa says
This looks absolutely delicious, and so fun for Halloween. I am obsessed with charcuterie boards – so many possibilities, and I love to “graze” at a party rather than eating a heartier meal.
Emily Bruno says
Making this for a Halloween party this weekend- thanks for the inspo!
Anna Kate Goshko says
This is so great! I love the theme!!!
Lauren says
Charcuterie board goals!!! Pinning to my Halloween party board!
Lauren Grant | Zestful Kitchen says
Love, love, love this idea! It’s so festive for Halloween AND beautiful!
Susie says
I absolutely LOVE this idea! How fun! I will definitely be putting together a Halloween Charcuterie this year.